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  • May. 2nd, 2008 at 10:08 AM
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[info]lilithsaintcrow  does beautiful Friday posts related to writing.  This is my version.

Ahem.
And now I bring you an emo play/interpretive dance titled "My Work In Progress."


:takes bat, hits writing:

Smack smack smack smack!

It's not working.

:poses dramatically, her wrist touching her forehead:

Woe is me!

:pretends to rip out her hair.  Stands there like a medusa holding on to her hair:

I'm wasting my time!

:falls down on her knees:

I should have been a dishwasher!

:sits on her knees, with arms widely spread, and a desperate look on her face:

It's all over.  Vaya con dios.

:falls face down on the floor:

The End.

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[info]miladyinsanity wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 02:19 pm (UTC)
Great post, Ilona! *g*
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[info]ilona_andrews wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 02:20 pm (UTC)
I'd like to thank my husband, my children, my father.

:dabs eyes:

I am sorry. I'm just so emotional.

:dabs eyes:

My editor, my agent... They are all wonderful wonderful people...
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[info]worldadoration wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 02:27 pm (UTC)
Oh Noes!!! Don't cry!!!

You'll smudge your excessive eyeliner!!!!

I am using entirely too many !s !
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[info]moonwolf23 wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 02:36 pm (UTC)
See, I like the inherent drama in yours.

See, I'll play my son to your fainting. Goes over to Ilona, looks at her. Wanders away. Gets a pillow off couch, goes to Ilona, sticks pillow under Ilonas head, pats Ilonas head and wanders off to get into trouble.
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[info]shartyrant wrote:
May. 3rd, 2008 03:59 am (UTC)
Wow...you just described my child when she found me laying on the bathroom floor after throwing up 3 nights ago. Luckily, poor husband caught her before she got into TOO much trouble. However, he left ME laying on the floor with the "dora" pillow for company. *sigh*
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[info]quill_dancer wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 04:57 pm (UTC)
Lovely.

[clap.clap.clap]

Now, get up and get back to work.
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[info]lilithsaintcrow wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 05:07 pm (UTC)
GOD. TOTALLY.

*is frantically trying to rewrite a whole plot arc, failing miserably, and wishing she delivered pizzas for a living*

*not really on the pizza thing*


*but close*
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[info]mayakda wrote:
May. 2nd, 2008 07:12 pm (UTC)
But what's your background music?
:)
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[info]reneesweet wrote:
May. 3rd, 2008 01:02 am (UTC)
Bravo! *gives standing ovation*

Encore! Encore!
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[info]shartyrant wrote:
May. 3rd, 2008 04:00 am (UTC)
I think you missed your calling. Interpretive dance! That's the ticket!

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[info]shartyrant wrote:
May. 3rd, 2008 04:02 am (UTC)
Dang it, hit the button before I was ready.

See, you use dance to release those fears and fustrations before getting back to work on books to feed the masses who want more.

Um...How does your husband work for the interpretive dance. Does he use a bat or scissors?
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